Everything currently built, reasoned through, and either live-scheduled or awaiting go-ahead across Instagram, Facebook, and TikTok. Every video and image below is the real, rendered file — press play on anything.
When you open this page, you'll land on a dark header up top — that's just the summary, telling you how many posts are scheduled and across which apps (Instagram, Facebook, TikTok).
There's a row of links right under that header — click any of them to jump straight to that part of the page instead of scrolling:
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We rebuilt the social content pipeline around one idea: every post should feel like it was made specifically for Mimi's — not a template stretched across a month. That meant fixing a "cookie-cutter" problem (same look, same sound, same layout, over and over) and replacing it with real variety: different animation styles, different music beds generated fresh for each piece, real Mimi's photos and footage instead of stock content standing in for our products, and a locked rule of at least 2 story posts every single day.
Along the way, a few pieces of the old, already-scheduled calendar got replaced outright — most notably a "Sandwich Day" post that used generic franchise-style language; it's now a proper 3-day Waffle Taco Day build-up that's ours, made locally, no chain-restaurant undertones.
This week also added three brand-new "fan favorite" shake showcases (Strawberry, Orange Dream, The Espresso) built from real footage you supplied, plus a combined highlight reel narrated by a warm, clean voice, closing with Mimi herself making an appearance.
Every row below is a real, confirmed post already sitting in the Blotato queue — not a plan, an actual scheduled send. Times are Mountain Time.
| Date | Time (MT) | Content | Platforms | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Thu Jul 23 | 11:30 AM | "Totally Real Fact" satire — feed | Instagram, Facebook | Live |
| Thu Jul 23 | 3:00 PM | "Totally Real Fact" — story | Instagram, Facebook | Live |
| Thu Jul 23 | 6:30 PM | Today's hours — story | Instagram, Facebook | Live |
| Thu Jul 23 | 5:00 PM | Fan Favorites showcase (all 3 shakes, narrated) | IG Reel + Story, FB Reel + Story, TikTok | Live |
| Fri Jul 24 | 1:00 PM | Strawberry Milkshake spotlight | IG Reel, FB Reel, TikTok | Live |
| Fri Jul 24 | 9:00 PM | Orange Dream shake spotlight | IG Reel, FB Reel, TikTok | Live |
| Sat Jul 25 | 7:00 PM | The Espresso shake spotlight (fan favorite) | IG Reel, FB Reel, TikTok | Live |
| Fri Jul 24 | 11:30 AM / 3 PM / 8 PM | Review #3, Location story, Candy Sundae reel (+ story cross-post) | Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Live |
| Sat Jul 25 | 11:30 AM / 1 PM / 3 PM / 6:30 PM | Caesar satire (story+feed), Warm waffle-bowl (story+feed) | Instagram, Facebook | Live |
| Sun Jul 26 | 3:00 PM / 6:30 PM | Homemade story, Follow-daily-flavors story | Instagram, Facebook | Live |
| Mon Jul 27 | 3:00 PM / 6:30 PM | Trivia question story, Dairy-free story | Instagram, Facebook | Live |
| Tue Jul 28 | 9 AM / 11:30 AM / 3 PM / 6:30 PM | Answer reveal, The Augie reel (+ story cross-post), Follow-daily story | Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Live |
| Wed Jul 29 | 3:00 PM / 6:30 PM | FFN ticket-stub story, Location story (repeat) | Instagram, Facebook | Live |
| Thu Jul 30 | 11:30 AM / 3 PM / 6:30 PM | Waffle Taco teaser beat 1, Wise-man satire (feed+story) | Instagram, Facebook | Live |
| Fri Jul 31 | 11:30 AM / 3:00 PM | Review #2, Hours story (repeat) | Instagram, Facebook | Live |
| Sat Aug 1 | 11:30 AM / 3 PM / 6:30 PM | Warm cone (feed+story), Waffle Taco teaser beat 2 | Instagram, Facebook | Live |
| Sun Aug 2 | 9 AM / 11:30 AM / 6:30 PM | Arc finale story, Waffle Taco Day reel (the payoff), Homemade story (repeat) | Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Live |
| Sun Jul 26 | 5:00 PM | Fan Favorites Remix — countdown cut (#3 → #2 → #1) | IG Reel + Story, FB Reel + Story, TikTok | Live |
Built from real footage you supplied this week — no stock video standing in for the product. Each has its own fresh music (generated specifically for that video, never reused) and closes with the Mimi's logo + audio sting.
Real strawberries, no syrups or flavor drops — "100% Real" stamp-seal reveal.
Orange Crush soda + signature vanilla, homemade whipped cream — ingredient-chip build.
Espresso ice cream, white chocolate & caramel, salted caramel whip — a true fan favorite.
All 3 shakes in one narrated highlight reel — Mimi herself makes a cameo in the closer.
A different cut of the same 3 shakes — countdown structure (#3 → #2 → #1), Mimi hosts the open this time instead of the close.
Every piece below is now live in the Blotato schedule, on the exact day it was built for. Grouped by day.

New newsprint/tabloid satire system.

Real hours pulled from the live site.

Feed crop of the same satire piece.
"Friday means extra" — 3D card-tilt reveal, real monster-cone photo.

Editorial-style review card, verbatim quote.

320 Main Street reminder.

Caesar parchment-scroll satire, a new look.

4:5 feed version.

Never-before-posted photo, film-look grade.

4:5 feed version.

Honest-label look, real 5-ingredient list.
No bespoke piece was built for this exact day yet — filled with two evergreen utility stories below to keep the 2-a-day rule.

Repeat use, honest-label look.

Board changes every day reminder.

Game-show quiz layout, new format.

New mint palette, real FAQ fact (sorbets + Happy Ice).
Our memorial sundae, in honor of August Terrazas.

Confetti-dash reveal technique.

Repeat utility.

"Board games on the tables, puzzles, Connect Four, cards" — exact copy, no embellishment.

Repeat, 5-day gap.

Lone waffle shell + "?" — comment-your-guess.

New chalk-slate look.

Story crop.

Verbatim customer quote.

Repeat, 8-day gap.

Scoops incoming — "tomorrow" + share CTA.

Never-before-posted image.

4:5 feed version.

"IT'S WAFFLE TACO DAY" — tag-a-friend CTA.
Waffle shell swings up, three scoops drop in. Replaces the old Sandwich Day concept.

Repeat, 7-day gap.
Everything above was built from two planning documents, both drafted by our planning model (internally called "Fable 5") and handed to the build model ("Sonnet") to execute exactly. Nothing here is summarized or trimmed — this is the actual working record, kept in full for transparency.
Authored by Fable 5 (planning pass), 2026-07-23 · Execution: Sonnet builds everything in it.
| Content type | Format | Register | Goal |
|---|---|---|---|
| Satire / jokes | Static card (4 rotating layouts) | punchy or paper-serif | FOLLOW |
| Trivia ("The Scoop") | Story + quiz sticker, answer next day | bright game-show | FOLLOW |
| Menu spotlight | Real-footage short, hook-first | rotate registers | STORE |
| Review ("Delta Loves Mimi's") | Editorial static, giant quote + gold stars | gallery-wall serif | TRUST |
| Community / warm | Full-bleed warm-graded photo | film-warm minimal | TRUST |
| Campaign / event | Video, distinct grade + audio per campaign | per-campaign | STORE or WEB |
| Daily flavor board | Unchanged, automated | fixed | STORE |
Variety law: every build logs a six-axis fingerprint (technique, register, audio, source, platform, pacing) — no combination repeats within 3 builds. Image law: no reusing the same photo across builds within 2 weeks; stock is allowed only for generic textures, never standing in for Mimi's own product, store, or people.
| Day | Franchise | Format / Goal | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mon | "The Scoop" trivia | Quiz story (FOLLOW) | Answer drops Tuesday morning story |
| Tue | Spotlight | Real-footage short (STORE) | Rotate sundaes → shakes → cones → pies → Happy Ice |
| Wed | Family Fun Night | Existing FFN videos (STORE) | Add a same-day story reminder only, no double-booking |
| Thu | Satire drop | Static card (FOLLOW) | Rotate the 4 formats |
| Fri | "Delta Loves Mimi's" | Editorial review static (TRUST) | Verbatim only, from the real review bank |
| Sat | Community warm | Warm photo (TRUST) | Mural, storefront, seasons — real people only w/ permission |
| Sun | Rest / stories-only | Board + weekly-recap story | No feed post — scarcity keeps Monday fresh |
Cadence cap: 6 feed posts/week max + daily board + 2–4 stories. Never more than 2 non-daily posts per day per platform.
| Date | Build | Format per the law |
|---|---|---|
| Sun Aug 2 | Ice Cream Sandwich Day | Replaced by Joe → became Waffle Taco Day, see above |
| Thu Aug 6 | Root Beer Float Day | Spotlight short — real float pour if film day delivers |
| Fri Aug 14 | Creamsicle Day satire | Dictionary static |
| Aug 16–21 | Party funnel week (4 videos, already scheduled) | Add one links.html story w/ UTM |
| Mon Aug 17 | Back-to-school tease | Folds into that Monday's Scoop story + one static |
| Tue Aug 25 | National Banana Split Day | The Augie window — reuse pilot flagship + reimagined spotlight |
| Fri Aug 28 | Last Scoops of Summer | Warm campaign video, golden grade, slow |
| Mon Sep 7 | Labor Day | Static + story — confirm hours with Joe by Sep 1 |
Authored by Fable 5 (planning pass), 2026-07-17 · the companion document holding dated tentpoles, the satire pool, and the review bank.
| Pillar | Cadence | Format |
|---|---|---|
| Daily Flavor Board | Every day, 12:45 PM MT | 9s video, fully automated |
| Campaign builds | 1–2 / month | 7–10s multi-scene promo |
| Satire drops | 1 / week | 6–7s standalone card |
| Menu spotlights | 1 / week | 6–7s single-item feature |
| Community / seasonal | As dated | Varies |
| Review showcase | 1 / week | ~9s star-cascade review card |
mainlogo_clean.webp; every build passes an automated check (0 errors, contrast AA) before render; captions stay warm and local, IG gets exactly 5 hashtags, TikTok never posts to account 54565.1. TOTALLY REAL FACT — impossible claims deadpanned. 2. FROM THE DICTIONARY — invented terms in a real dictionary layout. 3. A WISE MAN ONCE SAID — anticlimactic wisdom. 4. PROBABLY A REAL QUOTE — historical figures + ", probably."
Labor Day hours (needed by Sep 1) · fall menu yes/no + flavor list (needed by Sep 14) · Halloween event yes/no (needed by Oct 1) · Banana Split Day sponsor — pitch Tiffany Hunt again? (needed by Aug 18) · an existing hours conflict on the site flagged in an earlier session.
This section is the honest comparison — where doing this in-house genuinely wins, where it doesn't, and what an outside agency relationship would actually look like next to what we have now. Nothing here is sales copy; it's the real tradeoffs.
| What matters | Doing it ourselves | A typical outside agency |
|---|---|---|
| Footage & photos | Real Mimi's product, real store, real people — never stock standing in for us | Often licensed stock footage dressed up with your logo |
| Music | Freshly generated per video, logged so nothing repeats | Same royalty-free library track reused across dozens of clients |
| Turnaround on a revision | Same day — often the same conversation | Built into a monthly retainer cycle; changes wait for the next round |
| Consistency checking | Every build passes an automated pass (layout, contrast, motion) before it ships | Varies enormously by agency; rarely disclosed |
| Who owns the system after | We do — the templates, the ledger, the whole pipeline stays ours | The agency owns the process; you're renting output, not a system |
| Production polish | Phone-shot footage, not a videographer's lighting rig | Can look more "produced" if the agency actually shoots on-site |
| Scale ceiling | Bounded by how much time Joe/the team can give it | Bounded by budget — an agency can throw more people at more volume |
The honest tradeoff: we get more control, faster iteration, and we keep the system — but it costs Joe's own time, and it will never look like a studio commercial. An agency buys back that time at the cost of ownership and speed.
The site (mimissweettreats.com) is ours outright — not a template hosted by an agency that could hold it hostage if we ever left. Social media's whole job is to point back at it, or at the door:
Every single post is labeled with exactly ONE of these four jobs before it's built — a post trying to do all four ends up doing none of them.
Two different jobs get conflated a lot in social media, so we keep them separate on purpose:
Direct revenue: STORE content driving same-day walk-ins, and WEB content driving higher-ticket party/catering bookings through the tracked links.
Brand equity (pays off later, not today): FOLLOW and TRUST content — a bigger, warmer audience that becomes the customer base for the direct-revenue posts down the road, and that gives us pricing power because people already trust us before they walk in.
Honest gap: this is currently a fully organic, no-paid-spend model — there's no ad budget behind any of this yet. That's a real lever we haven't pulled. A wholesale program was explored earlier and pulled back from the live site; it's documented but not currently active.
The 45-day plan already has dated tentpoles mapped out (Root Beer Float Day, Banana Split Day, Halloween) with a fallback baked in for each — "real footage if the film day delivers it, otherwise the best owned photo instead." A weekly review checkpoint asks which of the four funnel goals actually won the week and adjusts the next week's slate accordingly — the rhythm stays fixed, the content inside it adapts. This week's Sandwich Day → Waffle Taco Day swap is exactly this process working as intended, mid-flight, not a one-off scramble.
No invented numbers here — we don't have real analytics baked into this report yet, and making up traction figures would defeat the whole point of this page being honest. What we do have is the measurement model above (profile visits, follows/saves/shares, comment sentiment, tracked link clicks) and a weekly checkpoint built to read it. The real traction read starts once a full week has actually run and we can look at what moved.
A loyalty program built the way Mimi's actually works — a free way in that costs nothing to try, a paid tier for the regulars who'd happily pay for a standing perk, and a family option for the households who are already here every week. Everything in this section is a proposal for Joe to weigh in on, not a decision that's been made or a system that's been built.
A free punch card earns loyalty but no revenue. A single paid tier earns revenue but caps out at whoever's willing to pay one price. A few tiers instead capture different kinds of customers at once: the casual regular who just wants something free, the committed regular who'd pay monthly for a standing perk, and the family who's already here every week and would rather pay once for everyone than juggle separate visits. An early-supporter price on top of that rewards the people who join before it's proven, and gives the shop real cash up front to fund the rest of the build.
| Tier | Price | What it includes |
|---|---|---|
| Scoop Card (free) | $0 | Digital punch card via the site, birthday scoop, first look at new flavors by email/text — the free tier's whole job is building a real customer list, not revenue. |
| Sweet Treats Club | ~$9.99/mo (proposed) | One free regular scoop every month, 10% off every visit, member-only social content, early access to limited flavors before they're posted publicly. |
| Family Scoop Pass | ~$19.99/mo (proposed) | Everything in the Club tier, covering the whole household — multiple monthly scoops, a standing Family Fun Night reservation perk, and a credit toward party bookings. |
Every price above is a starting proposal, not a decision — real small-business loyalty pricing needs to be checked against actual margin per scoop before anything goes live.
The four funnel goals already running (STORE, FOLLOW, TRUST, WEB) would gain a fifth: LOYALTY — content whose one job is turning a follower into a paying member, or a free Scoop Card holder into a Club subscriber. Member spotlights, "here's what Club members are getting this month" posts, and a founding-member countdown would all fall under this goal, same as every other post gets labeled with exactly one job before it's built.
Phase 1 (now-ish): launch the free Scoop Card only. No billing to build yet, no commitment from Joe — just start capturing emails/texts through the site and in-store, and start posting LOYALTY content that frames it as "join now, more coming."
Phase 2 (once the free list has real size): introduce Sweet Treats Club and Family Scoop Pass, with founding-member pricing open for a capped, limited time to convert the warmest part of that list first.
Phase 3 (ongoing): founding pricing closes, standing rates take over, and the weekly review loop already built into the content process starts tracking a real number for the LOYALTY goal — sign-ups and conversions — the same way it already tracks the other four.
This is a modeled estimate, not a promise. The population numbers below are real and sourced; everything about how many people actually join and stay is an assumption built from typical small local-business loyalty programs, not from Mimi's own numbers — because that data doesn't exist yet since the program hasn't launched. Treat the range between the three scenarios as the honest answer, not any single number in it.
The assumptions doing the work (all estimates, not measurements): free Scoop Card adoption reaching roughly 3–8% of the trade area cumulatively by year 3 depending on scenario; 5–15% of active free members eventually upgrading to a paid tier as the program proves itself; a 75/25 split between the Club and Family tiers; monthly churn easing from around 7% in year 1 (before the habit sets in) to 4% by year 3; and founding-member pricing available to roughly the first 100 paid sign-ups before standard rates take over.
| Scenario | Year 1 (partial-year launch) | Year 2 | Year 3 | 3-year total |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Conservative slow word-of-mouth, higher churn | ~20 paid members ~$900 revenue | ~55 paid members ~$5,200 revenue | ~95 paid members ~$10,800 revenue | ~$16,900 |
| Base case steady local adoption | ~30 paid members ~$1,400 revenue | ~86 paid members ~$7,800 revenue | ~156 paid members ~$16,900 revenue | ~$26,100 |
| Optimistic strong word-of-mouth, low churn | ~45 paid members ~$2,100 revenue | ~135 paid members ~$12,600 revenue | ~245 paid members ~$27,200 revenue | ~$41,900 |
Base case exits year 3 around 156 paid subscribers — about 1% of the entire trade area — bringing in roughly $1,870/month in recurring revenue by that point, still climbing. That's a deliberately modest, believable number for a single-location shop in a town this size, not a hockey-stick projection.
Population/income/age figures sourced from World Population Review and USAFacts county data, 2025–2026 estimates. Everything past that point (adoption rates, conversion, churn) is a modeled assumption, not a citation.
Top it off Smoothie Cafe in Grand Junction is the proof of concept: 7–12 buckets a week, roughly $350–500/week in wholesale revenue, from one account. That's the real anchor everything below is built from — not a guess. The existing wholesale program guide already has pricing bands, delivery logistics for Montrose and Grand Junction, and a SWOT done; this section is specifically about where to point that program next.
Built the same way as the subscription forecast — real anchor, labeled assumptions, not a single overconfident number. The anchor: 1 account (Top it off) averaging ~$425/week today, or roughly $22,100/year at the current pace.
| Stage | Accounts | Weekly wholesale revenue | Annualized |
|---|---|---|---|
| Today | 1 (Top it off) | ~$350–500 | ~$22,100 |
| Year 1 — add 2–3 similar smoothie/coffee accounts in GJ/Montrose | 3–4 total | ~$1,275–1,700 | ~$66,000–88,000 |
| Year 2 — first restaurant & hospitality accounts join | 6–8 total | ~$2,000–2,800 | ~$104,000–146,000 |
| Year 3 — mature program across all categories above | 10–14 total | ~$3,000–4,500 | ~$156,000–234,000 |
This assumes new accounts land at a similar or somewhat lower volume than Top it off (restaurants and hotels typically order less per week than a smoothie bar), and that production/cold-storage capacity gets addressed as volume grows — already flagged as a real weakness in the existing wholesale guide's SWOT, not a new problem this creates.
Population figures sourced from World Population Review and USAFacts, 2025–2026 estimates. Pricing bands and delivery logistics pulled from the existing Mimi's Wholesale Program Guide; account counts and revenue projections are modeled estimates, not commitments from any named business.
Reel — a short video post that shows up in the main Instagram/Facebook feed and in the dedicated "Reels" tab, and can be discovered by people who don't follow us yet.
Story — a post that shows up at the top of the app for 24 hours only, in the round bubble row. More casual, more frequent, disappears after a day.
Feed post — a normal photo or video post that stays on our profile permanently.
MusicGen bed — background music generated fresh for a specific video, rather than reusing a stock track — so no two videos sound alike.
4:5 crop — a slightly-taller-than-square version of an image, sized for the main feed rather than full-screen Stories.