Everything currently built, reasoned through, and either live-scheduled or awaiting go-ahead across Instagram, Facebook, and TikTok. Every video and image below is the real, rendered file — press play on anything.
When you open this page, you'll land on a dark header up top — that's just the summary, telling you how many posts are scheduled and across which apps (Instagram, Facebook, TikTok).
There's a row of links right under that header — click any of them to jump straight to that part of the page instead of scrolling:
Nothing on this page needs a login, and it won't show up if you search for it online — it's just for us. If anything looks off or you'd change something, just say so before it goes out.
We rebuilt the social content pipeline around one idea: every post should feel like it was made specifically for Mimi's — not a template stretched across a month. That meant fixing a "cookie-cutter" problem (same look, same sound, same layout, over and over) and replacing it with real variety: different animation styles, different music beds generated fresh for each piece, real Mimi's photos and footage instead of stock content standing in for our products, and a locked rule of at least 2 story posts every single day.
Along the way, a few pieces of the old, already-scheduled calendar got replaced outright — most notably a "Sandwich Day" post that used generic franchise-style language; it's now a proper 3-day Waffle Taco Day build-up that's ours, made locally, no chain-restaurant undertones.
This week also added three brand-new "fan favorite" shake showcases (Strawberry, Orange Dream, The Espresso) built from real footage you supplied, plus a combined highlight reel narrated by a warm, clean voice, closing with Mimi herself making an appearance.
Every row below is a real, confirmed post already sitting in the Blotato queue — not a plan, an actual scheduled send. Times are Mountain Time.
| Date | Time (MT) | Content | Platforms | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Thu Jul 23 | 11:30 AM | "Totally Real Fact" satire — feed | Instagram, Facebook | Live |
| Thu Jul 23 | 3:00 PM | "Totally Real Fact" — story | Instagram, Facebook | Live |
| Thu Jul 23 | 6:30 PM | Today's hours — story | Instagram, Facebook | Live |
| Thu Jul 23 | 5:00 PM | Fan Favorites showcase (all 3 shakes, narrated) | IG Reel + Story, FB Reel + Story, TikTok | Live |
| Fri Jul 24 | 1:00 PM | Strawberry Milkshake spotlight | IG Reel, FB Reel, TikTok | Live |
| Fri Jul 24 | 9:00 PM | Orange Dream shake spotlight | IG Reel, FB Reel, TikTok | Live |
| Sat Jul 25 | 7:00 PM | The Espresso shake spotlight (fan favorite) | IG Reel, FB Reel, TikTok | Live |
| Fri Jul 24 | 11:30 AM / 3 PM / 8 PM | Review #3, Location story, Candy Sundae reel (+ story cross-post) | Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Live |
| Sat Jul 25 | 11:30 AM / 1 PM / 3 PM / 6:30 PM | Caesar satire (story+feed), Warm waffle-bowl (story+feed) | Instagram, Facebook | Live |
| Sun Jul 26 | 3:00 PM / 6:30 PM | Homemade story, Follow-daily-flavors story | Instagram, Facebook | Live |
| Mon Jul 27 | 3:00 PM / 6:30 PM | Trivia question story, Dairy-free story | Instagram, Facebook | Live |
| Tue Jul 28 | 9 AM / 11:30 AM / 3 PM / 6:30 PM | Answer reveal, The Augie reel (+ story cross-post), Follow-daily story | Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Live |
| Wed Jul 29 | 3:00 PM / 6:30 PM | FFN ticket-stub story, Location story (repeat) | Instagram, Facebook | Live |
| Thu Jul 30 | 11:30 AM / 3 PM / 6:30 PM | Waffle Taco teaser beat 1, Wise-man satire (feed+story) | Instagram, Facebook | Live |
| Fri Jul 31 | 11:30 AM / 3:00 PM | Review #2, Hours story (repeat) | Instagram, Facebook | Live |
| Sat Aug 1 | 11:30 AM / 3 PM / 6:30 PM | Warm cone (feed+story), Waffle Taco teaser beat 2 | Instagram, Facebook | Live |
| Sun Aug 2 | 9 AM / 11:30 AM / 6:30 PM | Arc finale story, Waffle Taco Day reel (the payoff), Homemade story (repeat) | Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Live |
| Sun Jul 26 | 5:00 PM | Fan Favorites Remix — countdown cut (#3 → #2 → #1) | IG Reel + Story, FB Reel + Story, TikTok | Live |
Built from real footage you supplied this week — no stock video standing in for the product. Each has its own fresh music (generated specifically for that video, never reused) and closes with the Mimi's logo + audio sting.
Real strawberries, no syrups or flavor drops — "100% Real" stamp-seal reveal.
Orange Crush soda + signature vanilla, homemade whipped cream — ingredient-chip build.
Espresso ice cream, white chocolate & caramel, salted caramel whip — a true fan favorite.
All 3 shakes in one narrated highlight reel — Mimi herself makes a cameo in the closer.
A different cut of the same 3 shakes — countdown structure (#3 → #2 → #1), Mimi hosts the open this time instead of the close.
Every piece below is now live in the Blotato schedule, on the exact day it was built for. Grouped by day.

New newsprint/tabloid satire system.

Real hours pulled from the live site.

Feed crop of the same satire piece.
"Friday means extra" — 3D card-tilt reveal, real monster-cone photo.

Editorial-style review card, verbatim quote.

320 Main Street reminder.

Caesar parchment-scroll satire, a new look.

4:5 feed version.

Never-before-posted photo, film-look grade.

4:5 feed version.

Honest-label look, real 5-ingredient list.
No bespoke piece was built for this exact day yet — filled with two evergreen utility stories below to keep the 2-a-day rule.

Repeat use, honest-label look.

Board changes every day reminder.

Game-show quiz layout, new format.

New mint palette, real FAQ fact (sorbets + Happy Ice).
Our memorial sundae, in honor of August Terrazas.

Confetti-dash reveal technique.

Repeat utility.

"Board games on the tables, puzzles, Connect Four, cards" — exact copy, no embellishment.

Repeat, 5-day gap.

Lone waffle shell + "?" — comment-your-guess.

New chalk-slate look.

Story crop.

Verbatim customer quote.

Repeat, 8-day gap.

Scoops incoming — "tomorrow" + share CTA.

Never-before-posted image.

4:5 feed version.

"IT'S WAFFLE TACO DAY" — tag-a-friend CTA.
Waffle shell swings up, three scoops drop in. Replaces the old Sandwich Day concept.

Repeat, 7-day gap.
Everything above was built from two planning documents, both drafted by our planning model (internally called "Fable 5") and handed to the build model ("Sonnet") to execute exactly. Nothing here is summarized or trimmed — this is the actual working record, kept in full for transparency.
Authored by Fable 5 (planning pass), 2026-07-23 · Execution: Sonnet builds everything in it.
| Content type | Format | Register | Goal |
|---|---|---|---|
| Satire / jokes | Static card (4 rotating layouts) | punchy or paper-serif | FOLLOW |
| Trivia ("The Scoop") | Story + quiz sticker, answer next day | bright game-show | FOLLOW |
| Menu spotlight | Real-footage short, hook-first | rotate registers | STORE |
| Review ("Delta Loves Mimi's") | Editorial static, giant quote + gold stars | gallery-wall serif | TRUST |
| Community / warm | Full-bleed warm-graded photo | film-warm minimal | TRUST |
| Campaign / event | Video, distinct grade + audio per campaign | per-campaign | STORE or WEB |
| Daily flavor board | Unchanged, automated | fixed | STORE |
Variety law: every build logs a six-axis fingerprint (technique, register, audio, source, platform, pacing) — no combination repeats within 3 builds. Image law: no reusing the same photo across builds within 2 weeks; stock is allowed only for generic textures, never standing in for Mimi's own product, store, or people.
| Day | Franchise | Format / Goal | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mon | "The Scoop" trivia | Quiz story (FOLLOW) | Answer drops Tuesday morning story |
| Tue | Spotlight | Real-footage short (STORE) | Rotate sundaes → shakes → cones → pies → Happy Ice |
| Wed | Family Fun Night | Existing FFN videos (STORE) | Add a same-day story reminder only, no double-booking |
| Thu | Satire drop | Static card (FOLLOW) | Rotate the 4 formats |
| Fri | "Delta Loves Mimi's" | Editorial review static (TRUST) | Verbatim only, from the real review bank |
| Sat | Community warm | Warm photo (TRUST) | Mural, storefront, seasons — real people only w/ permission |
| Sun | Rest / stories-only | Board + weekly-recap story | No feed post — scarcity keeps Monday fresh |
Cadence cap: 6 feed posts/week max + daily board + 2–4 stories. Never more than 2 non-daily posts per day per platform.
| Date | Build | Format per the law |
|---|---|---|
| Sun Aug 2 | Ice Cream Sandwich Day | Replaced by Joe → became Waffle Taco Day, see above |
| Thu Aug 6 | Root Beer Float Day | Spotlight short — real float pour if film day delivers |
| Fri Aug 14 | Creamsicle Day satire | Dictionary static |
| Aug 16–21 | Party funnel week (4 videos, already scheduled) | Add one links.html story w/ UTM |
| Mon Aug 17 | Back-to-school tease | Folds into that Monday's Scoop story + one static |
| Tue Aug 25 | National Banana Split Day | The Augie window — reuse pilot flagship + reimagined spotlight |
| Fri Aug 28 | Last Scoops of Summer | Warm campaign video, golden grade, slow |
| Mon Sep 7 | Labor Day | Static + story — confirm hours with Joe by Sep 1 |
Authored by Fable 5 (planning pass), 2026-07-17 · the companion document holding dated tentpoles, the satire pool, and the review bank.
| Pillar | Cadence | Format |
|---|---|---|
| Daily Flavor Board | Every day, 12:45 PM MT | 9s video, fully automated |
| Campaign builds | 1–2 / month | 7–10s multi-scene promo |
| Satire drops | 1 / week | 6–7s standalone card |
| Menu spotlights | 1 / week | 6–7s single-item feature |
| Community / seasonal | As dated | Varies |
| Review showcase | 1 / week | ~9s star-cascade review card |
mainlogo_clean.webp; every build passes an automated check (0 errors, contrast AA) before render; captions stay warm and local, IG gets exactly 5 hashtags, TikTok never posts to account 54565.1. TOTALLY REAL FACT — impossible claims deadpanned. 2. FROM THE DICTIONARY — invented terms in a real dictionary layout. 3. A WISE MAN ONCE SAID — anticlimactic wisdom. 4. PROBABLY A REAL QUOTE — historical figures + ", probably."
Labor Day hours (needed by Sep 1) · fall menu yes/no + flavor list (needed by Sep 14) · Halloween event yes/no (needed by Oct 1) · Banana Split Day sponsor — pitch Tiffany Hunt again? (needed by Aug 18) · an existing hours conflict on the site flagged in an earlier session.
This section is the honest comparison — where doing this in-house genuinely wins, where it doesn't, and what an outside agency relationship would actually look like next to what we have now. Nothing here is sales copy; it's the real tradeoffs.
| What matters | Doing it ourselves | A typical outside agency |
|---|---|---|
| Footage & photos | Real Mimi's product, real store, real people — never stock standing in for us | Often licensed stock footage dressed up with your logo |
| Music | Freshly generated per video, logged so nothing repeats | Same royalty-free library track reused across dozens of clients |
| Turnaround on a revision | Same day — often the same conversation | Built into a monthly retainer cycle; changes wait for the next round |
| Consistency checking | Every build passes an automated pass (layout, contrast, motion) before it ships | Varies enormously by agency; rarely disclosed |
| Who owns the system after | We do — the templates, the ledger, the whole pipeline stays ours | The agency owns the process; you're renting output, not a system |
| Production polish | Phone-shot footage, not a videographer's lighting rig | Can look more "produced" if the agency actually shoots on-site |
| Scale ceiling | Bounded by how much time Joe/the team can give it | Bounded by budget — an agency can throw more people at more volume |
The honest tradeoff: we get more control, faster iteration, and we keep the system — but it costs Joe's own time, and it will never look like a studio commercial. An agency buys back that time at the cost of ownership and speed.
The site (mimissweettreats.com) is ours outright — not a template hosted by an agency that could hold it hostage if we ever left. Social media's whole job is to point back at it, or at the door:
Every single post is labeled with exactly ONE of these four jobs before it's built — a post trying to do all four ends up doing none of them.
Two different jobs get conflated a lot in social media, so we keep them separate on purpose:
Direct revenue: STORE content driving same-day walk-ins, and WEB content driving higher-ticket party/catering bookings through the tracked links.
Brand equity (pays off later, not today): FOLLOW and TRUST content — a bigger, warmer audience that becomes the customer base for the direct-revenue posts down the road, and that gives us pricing power because people already trust us before they walk in.
Honest gap: this is currently a fully organic, no-paid-spend model — there's no ad budget behind any of this yet. That's a real lever we haven't pulled. A wholesale program was explored earlier and pulled back from the live site; it's documented but not currently active.
The 45-day plan already has dated tentpoles mapped out (Root Beer Float Day, Banana Split Day, Halloween) with a fallback baked in for each — "real footage if the film day delivers it, otherwise the best owned photo instead." A weekly review checkpoint asks which of the four funnel goals actually won the week and adjusts the next week's slate accordingly — the rhythm stays fixed, the content inside it adapts. This week's Sandwich Day → Waffle Taco Day swap is exactly this process working as intended, mid-flight, not a one-off scramble.
No invented numbers here — we don't have real analytics baked into this report yet, and making up traction figures would defeat the whole point of this page being honest. What we do have is the measurement model above (profile visits, follows/saves/shares, comment sentiment, tracked link clicks) and a weekly checkpoint built to read it. The real traction read starts once a full week has actually run and we can look at what moved.
Reel — a short video post that shows up in the main Instagram/Facebook feed and in the dedicated "Reels" tab, and can be discovered by people who don't follow us yet.
Story — a post that shows up at the top of the app for 24 hours only, in the round bubble row. More casual, more frequent, disappears after a day.
Feed post — a normal photo or video post that stays on our profile permanently.
MusicGen bed — background music generated fresh for a specific video, rather than reusing a stock track — so no two videos sound alike.
4:5 crop — a slightly-taller-than-square version of an image, sized for the main feed rather than full-screen Stories.